apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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