My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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