But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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