Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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