What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
