gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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