I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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