dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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