lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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