everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I think your dad took our porno
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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