She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
50% drunk capacity currently
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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