If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
