The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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