no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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