Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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