Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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