to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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