so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just saw a hot homeless man
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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