We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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