chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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