do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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