And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I cut my penus on the lid.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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