He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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