you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I lost the right to judge tonight
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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