I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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