you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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