You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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