Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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