I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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