If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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