i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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