No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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