Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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