I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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