question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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