either way he was missing a nipple.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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