Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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