Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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