i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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