I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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