Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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