It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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