I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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