threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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