Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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