Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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