its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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