how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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