The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Where is the hickey?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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