And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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